Captain’s Log 22 (Die Sucka!)
Mice, I hate em. There are two things in this world that I cannot deal with: Roaches and Mice. Mice are smart, small, and fast. Those attributes make you a good adversary. Tis ok, I have D-Con on my side!
I have a mouse in my apartment. When I left for vacation, it threw a party in my apartment. Food, drink…women and it sure does not mind crapping on all of my stuff; on my bed, computer desk, floor, counter tops, stove (it lives underneath the stove in the wall by the way). Last night it was stuck on one of the glue boards that traps em but it PULLED ITSLEF OFF OF THE GLUE BOARD! What the heck!?!?!?!
While I was writing this entry, it came out from underneath my microwave. I cornered it with pepper spray and a camera and had the opportunity to get a video. Our operations department came but unfortunately, it got past us (more like the other person, I think I was running away). It ran back into the wall but not before I recorded it eating some mouse poison.
DIE SUCKA!
You got em’! Score 1 for John.
blaize said this on January 6th, 2007 at 17:49
the best part about this post is the fortification line. it’s like the battle of the bulge, minus the germans.
joe kennedy said this on January 25th, 2007 at 13:35